Crap, never promise fun.

Enough about me, let's talk about me

    Maury Povich lost a $1,000 bet against me in 2005. He paid up.
    I lived in Australia for six months – Angela Lansbury was my roommate.
    I've met more people from twitter in real life than what's probably safe.
    I won a Moth StorySLAM. The theme was Escape.
    I can play the trumpet with my mouth. That's not a euphemism.